We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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