i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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