Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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