I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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