I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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