i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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