they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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