chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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