Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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