I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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