i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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