you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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