It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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