I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i think i have two assholes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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