Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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