i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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