Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
honey bunches of taint.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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