Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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