Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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