Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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