dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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