she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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