I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
