we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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