Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
