Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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