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(248): View more from Michigan

In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.

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(905): View more from Toronto

I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater

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(305): View more from Florida

I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

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(615): View more from Tennessee

There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.

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(360): View more from Washington

he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously

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(208): View more from Idaho

So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away

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(276): View more from Virginia

Are these your boobs on my camera?

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