Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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