Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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