Do you still have your period?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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