if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
then he tried to convert me to islam
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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