about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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