Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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