i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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