He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
They have beer where we have blood.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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