ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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