It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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