She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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