I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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