I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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