Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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