Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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