Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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