He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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