Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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