Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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