im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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