When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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