R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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