on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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