so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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