Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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