Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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