Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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