I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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