Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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