one word: firstdatebathroomanal
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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