you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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