is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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